Sunday, 5 March 2017

re qualified


We had our national qualifier a couple of weekends ago.

As we have done for the last two years, our format was IMCF ruleset, singles fights. This year, we added one more event: women’s 2v2 buhurt.

Since I seem to be the only crazy polearm fighter (“Would you like to suck my plums?”) there was only one polearm fight scheduled, and that was because Bronwen stood up and said she’d give me an opponent. I was pleased and quite proud of my friend and teammate for making that gesture, although we ended up not having the bout because of time constraints.

For the last two qualifiers, I have only had one female fighter to face each time. This year was different. The women turned out en masse. We had five female competitors, and where there has in the past been five or more male competitors, there were only three this year. For the first time, the women outnumbered the men. I’m not going to say I was proud because the notion that there is some kind of competition between men and women in any given sport is ridiculous, and to me, we are all still fighters. If it were up to me, we wouldn’t separate the men and women. Having said that, I was impressed that the numbers of armoured female fighters in our sport in South Africa had jumped so quickly, and gratified because two of those women who competed were my recruits.

Our men’s team captain, Hylton, was disappointed in the turnout, but I think it’s a sign of progress of a sort, within our organisation. I think it shows a change in the way that qualifiers is viewed. Before, we had a bunch of fighters, some of whom competed with borrowed kit, without authentic shoes, and on the understanding that they could not actually commit to going over to IMCF.

This year, we had less fighters, but they were all in their own, authentic kit, and they all are able to commit to going overseas. Those who were unable to make the commitment did not compete, and I think that is the way it aught to be.

We had two round robins of sword and shield, and I was particularly impressed with Steph’s fighting, since she has only in the last month rejoined steel combat, after protracted health issues. She is, in my opinion, an excellent swordsman and has the determination to see herself through a tournament, which is essential. She also makes a bloody good buhurt fighter.

On the whole, the standard of fighting amongst the men and the women has improved, and I was glad for a bit more time in the lists than the usual two fights, and a bit more of a challenge from my opponents.

Reading that last bit, I think it sounds a little pompous and condescending, and I didn’t say it in that spirit, but there was no other way I could find that was more humble. Yes, I won all of my fights, and who doesn’t enjoy the win? Instead of winning in two rounds each fight, though, some went to three, and my fight with Steph in sword and shield went to four rounds, which has not happened before.

Everyone swore they fought much worse than usual, and I could see that Bronwen wasn’t on form the way she can be, but that is part of dealing with the stress under competition pressure, and we must all learn to manage it in our own way. That comes with time and experience.

I can’t comment on anyone else’s individual performance, but for myself, I found that the warmup and stretching beforehand made a big difference. I also found that my first few fights were crap because I wasn’t “in the zone”, whereas my longsword fights after lunch were much better, and I felt like I had given myself a better chance.

Of course, neither the sword and shield nor the longsword are my chosen weapons, but I’ve trained in them because I believe that a competent swordsman should be proficient in the most common weapon forms (sword and shield, longsword, spear/quarterstaff, polearm and rapier, at least).

*Disclaimer*: That’s my belief based on my own opinions and what I think are the common basic weapon forms, so please don’t take it as any kind of expert or academic evidence. Just what I do. You don’t have to do it.

So I found that through the day, I didn’t get more tired and more useless. I found that I actually improved, and it was easier to move and fight in my armour, as the day progressed, which was wonderful. I had one small trouble with my greaves slipping down and digging into the tops of my instep. That was because I’ve been gymming and the shape of my calves has changed ever so slightly. So Josh had to open them up to give some more room, which then resulted in them slipping a bit. Once he had fixed it, though, I was good to go.

The longsword fights were savage. The guys hammered each other, and I really enjoyed my fights against Eurika, Vicky and Bronwen. At that point I was in my happy fighting place and ready to deal brutality to everyone.

When the clouds began to thicken up and crowd in, blue and grey and swollen, we decided to get on with the buhurt before the rain (and lightning) came. It was a 2v2, Durban versus Joburg. I had no idea what to expect, and I knew that the Joburg girls had been coached a bit. Bronwen and I had a quick strategy discussion, and then the marshall began the bout.

We each got a dancing partner pretty quickly. Bron got Steph. Those two are quite evenly matched, although Steph is taller. Bron is stubborn and just won’t go down easily. I tried to take Vicky down, and even though I am much taller than she, it just didn’t happen. Every move I tried in my admittedly limited repertoire failed. Then, Steph came in to help her, and someone stood on my shoe and having nowhere else to go but sideways and down, that’s what I did.

I’m not ashamed to say I felt pretty damned useless.

Bron went down after me in spectacular style. When that chick falls, you know it’s going to be worth watching. This time, her helm caught the edge of a very low cinderblock wall at the edge of the list, and everyone caught their breath. If she had not been wearing a helmet, that would have been fatal. But it wasn’t. Bron got up (“I’m okay!”), I put my shoe back on and got up, and we prepared for the second round.

The second round was much longer than the first. Bron and I had learned fast, and the four of us fought furiously for a bit and then stepped back into the four corners and took a bit of a breather. Not the kind of thing you normally see in the YouTube videos. After a few seconds, we got the fighting started again, and then I was disarmed. Unfortunately, one of our marshalls, who is not a buhurt fighter, called a halt, believing my disarm to be cause to suspend the round while I got another weapon. I didn’t hear the call at the time, though.

I put my hands up and prepared to walk to where I could find another weapon, and Bronwen, who is always safety conscious, stopped fighting and looked for the cause of the instruction to halt. Of course, at the same time, another person called, “keep fighting” and Bronwen got mashed into the corner of the list.

It was a series of unintentional cock-ups that resulted in Bronwen nearly losing her shit. She was so angry, and I guess it was justified because from her point of view, she had obeyed the halt command, which we do without question, for the sake of safety, and been unfairly taken down. The Joburg girls didn’t realise that Bron had stopped fighting, because everything happened so quickly, and when they saw how things had occurred, they were really apologetic. Nothing was done intentionally or out of bad sportsmanship. But the rain was coming, Bron was really pissed off – her sense of fairplay had been wronged, and I had somehow managed to twist my arm the wrong way and my elbow was whining at me from the background. So I took a knee and ended the bout.

I know some of you might say I should have fought on, pushed for a restart of the round, and I think we would have been able to, but sometimes, you have to think longterm. I didn’t want to damage my elbow properly and risk not being able to compete at full capacity in IMCF.

I also wanted to keep it tidy. They were clearly the better buhurt team on that day, and to prolong a result that was already clear didn’t seem sportsmanlike or fair to anyone else. One should always lead by example and give credit where it is deserving, I believe.

So that was that. Fighting was done, and then we headed home to feed the horses and dogs and cats, and then we went back to the AGM and all of the politics. But I won’t bore you with that.

On the whole, it was a good day, and I am really very pleased to see that my own goal for our sport, which I held in my mind since I returned from IMCF 2015, has been realised: South Africa will be sending a women’s buhurt team to IMCF this year.

Whatever happens next, I’m ready.
From left: Me, Bronwen Huysamer, Vicky Kleynhans and Stephanie Roets




Wednesday, 1 March 2017

Marcin comes to Africa

One of our local fighters, Neal Burgess, recently had an epiphany and brought Polish world champion fighter, Marcin Waszkielis down to our little corner of the world to show us some fighting and training techniques.

From my perspective, it was a valuable experience, since we don't get many foreigners out here to train with. And of course the fact that it was with one of the best fighters in the world meant there was no way we could pass up the opportunity. 

So, the Rogues trekked up to Joburg and spent a couple of days learning from the best.

We all felt awkward and underprepared for the experience, like a bunch of noobs. And that was good because we were open to learning everything Marcin showed us. 

The grunty part of it comes in afterwards, retraining fundamentals like stance and movement. But that will come with time and lots and lots of training. 

Marcin agreed to do a little interview with me afterwards, and so I put this together. It's by no means a comprehensive report, but just a small taster of Marcin's opinions on where we are at, in terms of our sport, and his first experience on the African continent. If you are friends with him on Facebook, you should be able to see photographic evidence of his adventures with us.

For the record, Marcin was an amazing guest, and we all thought he was a genuinely friendly, humble and easygoing guy. You are welcome back again any time, Marcin.